There was this guy at uni whose name I forget

but that is probably for the best. He came in one night, ripped to the tits, fell flat on his face in the corridor and went to sleep. So his mates carried him to bed. The girls went to check on him in the morning and found the toilet, the corridor, his room and bed full of shit. They cleaned up the toilet and corridor and when they went to check on him again 3 hours later, he was fast asleep but the shit was gone. To this day, he has no idea he shat all over the flat and thinks no-one else even knows he crapped on his floor and in his bed.